I did tell you that I could entertain you .. so sit back and let me tell you a story.Who knows this may be another hobby I conquer.
. Well.. There once upon a time was a happy lil princess.. .. Well she came from a Humble family.. but she was Rich in Love.Theres nothing the Queen wouldnt do for her . The princess grew up and asked her mom the QUEEN! if she could marry this PLAYER,No good womanizer,Peasant.. He came from a family of Fudge Packers and Incestors.. The Queen said NO (she had her eye on the brother for her daughter.. much cutier) .. The lil princess wasnt happy with the Queen, and Married the Peasant Playa any ways.. They all lived quite well...UNTIL... There was a wicked Step SIL (Evr1spenis Breath).. She was a horrible friend to the princess.. She would swear the Princess to secrets.. like cheating on her husband,made the princess lie to him all the time,on where she was or who she was with. ect .. Getting rid of unwanted children,lying again about the paternity of a child,This WICKED SIL was horrible.. the Princess knew everything about everything, the Hundreds of suiters the SIL bedded while pledging love for her husband and children ,incest,you name it..but never ever told a sole.. The princess was so loyal, but The Wicked SIL turned on her one day out of the clear blue...that put pressure on the Princesses Marriage..the princess wanted a life of freeness like the Wicked SIL.. thinking the grass was greener on the other side of the pasture.. well the Princess got into trouble..and the WHOLE Peasant family vowed vengence against the Princess.. They( Including the Peasant HIMSELF" Claiming He truely loves the princess" buh humbug) Spread Her Business all over the internet Kingdom.. But see.. the Family Didnt Know .. the Queen Rules the World and their kingdom.. not just Friends,or families, but THE WHOLE WORLD.. If the Queen isnt happy and the Families didnt STOP she will declared WAR! and released the DRAGON to seek & destroy their lil Villiage.. there Was and still to this very day way more to this lil fairytale.. (WHEN and if The QUEEN'S hand was or is forced to REVEAL MORE.. of the fairytale she will)..HAIL LONG LIVE THE QUEEN !!!
Any ways.. as you can see I just Love to write.. All names are changed to protect the Innocent and the GUILTY,no villiages have been burnt ,no dragons hurt in the story, Just a few broken hearts and lives.. Please feel free to post a comment on how you liked my story. and if it needs to continue.. Now remember I will OUT anyone who Posts anything anywheres.. I can see all IP addresses this is the world wide net not MYSPACE.. and I so will out YOU.. I do Believe.. I have to put Dirty Laundry in the washer now. oh one more thing.. I forgot.. I will ask God for forgiveness tonight in prayer.. .. seems like he forgives Everyone all the time for the same offence over and over.. when does that run out? better check the game rules on that one.
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It's a sad fairytail about an bad world these days.
You have a great sense of humor about things you know that? The way your wrote the fairy tale was amusing, then the nobody got hurt thing at the end, very funny. And the last sentence, I can relate to that with my family! Keep up the great work!
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